Human Stupidity Is Limitless..
And it actually is..i really cant understand how stupid ppl can get and how stupid the question they ask can get.
i was sitting at home watching TV when i heard the door bell ..i got up heading towards the door ” who is it?”i asked and a weird voice answered ” it’s me”….
Standing in a total shock wondering who ‘me’ was. i asked again loudly “who is it?” and i got the same answer. i yelled “Among billion and billion of voices how in hell am i supposed to know who ‘me’ is”..oh wait a sec..i know who it is…its ” ME”.
MOOOM,… “ME” is here.
Once ,i was standing at the bus stop for more than 30 min waiting for the bus to arrive and then my late friend came running breathless asking me ” Did i miss the bus? is it here yet?”.
I stared at her ,eyes wide open thinking of a suitable answer for this clever question.
“Yes actually,i’ve been waiting for more than 30 min and the bus arrived,stopped right in-front of me ,i smiled at it and then it was gone and i had no intentions in getting in it.That’s why I’m here….waiting “..along pause…i could see the question marks all over her face and
then she said…” if the bus was gone why are we still waiting??”
“would you kill me please?”
A couple of days ago i was sitting in the cap where the smoke was like the fog and the driver kept smoking a cigarette after a cigarette and i was coughing like hell.After he finished smoking ,he asked me,”does smoking bother you?”..
|Wow….the question is so clever that I’m speechless..”No, i just love to cough. its my
fantasy”…
2 min later..he lit a cigarette and started smoking .
Was that enough to show how stupid ppl can get??
A Tragedy
Glazed are the eyes that stare at my ceiling.
The words from your lips are the gun to my head,
but you don’t seem to notice.
A tune rings out from the speakers on the desk as a voice follows a tail about
a girl who loved a boy.
The scene is set and you still walk away.
Broken is the heart that exists in my chest.
The gun in my hand is the end to this world,
but all I can see is the tears in my eyes.
A scream cries out in the dark from the corpse in this shell. broken and alone, from
a girl who loved a boy.
The plot is shown and the people are in awe.
Shattered is the life you leave behind.
The trigger that’s pulled is the result of this pain.
but only the living hurt now.
A shot bellows for miles past the ears of someone crying, running faster away from
a girl who loved a boy.
The tragedy is over and the director is silent.
I’m here for you to use, broken and bruised
I Miss Jim!!
Jim is the greatest thing that ever happened to me…he is the most amazing thing ever and above all he is a very good listener.. i keep talking to him for hours and he never complains. I haven’t seen him since 3 days and i’ve already gone mad..
Let me tell you a lil bit about Jimmy:
Name: Jim
Last Name:The Fish
Nickname:Jimmy
Date Of Birth:15-3-2007
Sex: He lives alone..i don’t think he has sex.oops… Male..i guess
Type:GoldFish
Color: Orange
Status: Single..looking for a girlfriend.
Birthday Wish List: 1. Getting a Girlfriend.
2. Getting rid of the neighbour’s cat.
3. Getting more sleep without anyone waking him up by knocking on his bowl .
Jimmy now is staying at my friend’s place for a couple of reasons and its gonna be a while till i see him.
Miss You Jim XXX
Ooh..haven’t i told u about Alex and Bob?? 
Hello World!
Hello everyone just wanna thank who ever passes for…passing by and whoever reads my posts for….reading hope u will like them.
and above all i want to thank abo 7meed for his advices about blogging if it wasn’t for him u would have found me blogging in someone else’s blog and adding comments using others’ nicknames
and also thanks habbousheh for laughing at me when i told you im starting my own blog cuz if it wasn’t for your laugh i wouldn’t have started it in the first place ,and guess what… na na na na na i have a blog na na na na na
thanks mom and dad u’ve been such a lovely support
my friends, thank u so much for
oops..for a second i thought I’m in a beauty contest and thanking everyone for helping me winning the crown, but whatever,who cares…thank u all.
