Human Stupidity Is Limitless..
And it actually is..i really cant understand how stupid ppl can get and how stupid the question they ask can get.
i was sitting at home watching TV when i heard the door bell ..i got up heading towards the door ” who is it?”i asked and a weird voice answered ” it’s me”….
Standing in a total shock wondering who ‘me’ was. i asked again loudly “who is it?” and i got the same answer. i yelled “Among billion and billion of voices how in hell am i supposed to know who ‘me’ is”..oh wait a sec..i know who it is…its ” ME”.
MOOOM,… “ME” is here.
Once ,i was standing at the bus stop for more than 30 min waiting for the bus to arrive and then my late friend came running breathless asking me ” Did i miss the bus? is it here yet?”.
I stared at her ,eyes wide open thinking of a suitable answer for this clever question.
“Yes actually,i’ve been waiting for more than 30 min and the bus arrived,stopped right in-front of me ,i smiled at it and then it was gone and i had no intentions in getting in it.That’s why I’m here….waiting “..along pause…i could see the question marks all over her face and
then she said…” if the bus was gone why are we still waiting??”
“would you kill me please?”
A couple of days ago i was sitting in the cap where the smoke was like the fog and the driver kept smoking a cigarette after a cigarette and i was coughing like hell.After he finished smoking ,he asked me,”does smoking bother you?”..
|Wow….the question is so clever that I’m speechless..”No, i just love to cough. its my
fantasy”…
2 min later..he lit a cigarette and started smoking .
Was that enough to show how stupid ppl can get??
GraYFoX said,
March 31, 2007 at 10:13 pm
looool
are you for real ??
i mean i’ve seen these stupid people through every day of my life , but that person that is called “me” is so stupid , ya3ny apparently you wanted him/her to say the full name . mou bas me ya3ny , mou :S ??
hayoush said,
April 1, 2007 at 6:47 pm
nice ..nice,,nice..nice,,niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice mawdo3 em ellol ..it’s so funny ..
actually i read it many time w bkl marra 3m b2ra 3m ed7ak aktar mn elmarra ely abla(3ala mahlek haya el2ssa mo mstahle kl hal2d :p)
“i could see the question marks all over her face”this is the most sentence that i like it’s sooooooo mo3abbera..keep going em ellol w at7fena metl el3adeh
Black Lily said,
April 1, 2007 at 7:43 pm
Grayfox,
) ya3ne the first name would be more than enough bas ya3ne im me and u call urself me and everyone is a me so how can i know who that “me” is?? ok.. i entered the wall ( fetet bel7et)
mou mou acutally (mou el mou taba3 el cow
btw…el natoor was that ‘me’ person
Hayousheh,
kidding..and it actually is mo3abbera
thank u,thank u, thank u,thank u,thaaaaaaaaaaaank u
2no about the question marks ma bezakrone 3′er feke..mo la2enek stupid w betdale tes2ale ..la2a.. 2a3ozo bellah..
wait till i post what u wrote on my notebook..hadak el 7ake el mo3abber hehehehe
Habboush said,
April 2, 2007 at 1:37 pm
veeeeery nice ..
but i think there is something u have missed in this post .. that silly question about the geography book.. do u remember it .. ??
bas bta3rfe .. mnee7 yalle ma 7a6e6e .. l2nno kenna nfada7na ..
AN@S said,
April 2, 2007 at 9:07 pm
ههههه حلوة …
متل كمان لما بيكون واحد رايح زيارة عند شي حدا بيشوف حدا تاني بيقوم بقله :” لك شو أنت هووون؟”
Black Lily said,
April 2, 2007 at 9:11 pm
Habboush
dont worry ra7 7e6o..lol
Anas…
Exactly ..thats wut im talking about…glad u liked it and welcome around
kasem said,
April 2, 2007 at 11:25 pm
hmmmm ..
ya3ni very very nice …
hay ammna 3la el article tabat el new issue …
bel nesbeh lal driver …
ya3ni i think enno he was smoking 7mra taweeleh
besara7a besara7a .. ana da2eman betzakkar enni es2al el taxi driver enno eza byetday2o mn el da5an ba3ed ma esh3el el segarete …
loool
t7yati
abo ya3rub